So that, my friends, is what I did.
This is the mullet skirt. Redux.
So I put on my mullet skirt and stalked passersby whose food I secretly wanted to eat.
Mmmmm, ice cream…
Still watching the woman with the ice cream…
I call this one, “child rides scooter while I spin in circles.”
This one is called: “Caught mid-sentence while surely saying something profound.”
Or, alternatively: “Caught mid-sentence while complaining about child on scooter…”
This one is titled: “Laughing or sneezing?”
As temperatures are rising, so are hem lengths (but only in the front). The mullet skirt is happening.
It’s happened to me, and it will happen to you. Wear a mullet skirt this weekend! Because you’re young. And because you can.
AND I’M FLYING!!!!!!